How do I return an item?

Have you ever tried totaled a company's so-called "guarantee" You see, it's actually quite simple. If you're the recipient of one of our products, and you're ever unhappy with our service, call or email us and we'll do everything we can to make you happy. If for some reason you're still not satisfied, you may cancel your order or membership at any time and for any reason and receive a full credit for any unshipped merchandise. No excuses, no questions, no fine print. No hassles, no waits, no problems. Please contact customer service for more information on returning an item. Thank you.